How do I feel when I "blog"?
A. Like I'm recieving oral sex from a baby alligator.
B. Like I'm going headfirst down a urineslide, a waterslide; lubricated with urine. Moose urine.
C. Like I'm trying to coax Jane Fonda to play laser tag against a group of Vietnamese teenagers.
D. Like I'm watching the epic, 6 hour-long rap battle: Macho Man Randy Savage vs. Mark Wahlberg.
Each one applies... I'll be back when I give a fraction of a fuck. (?)
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A. Like I'm recieving oral sex from a baby alligator.
B. Like I'm going headfirst down a urineslide, a waterslide; lubricated with urine. Moose urine.
C. Like I'm trying to coax Jane Fonda to play laser tag against a group of Vietnamese teenagers.
D. Like I'm watching the epic, 6 hour-long rap battle: Macho Man Randy Savage vs. Mark Wahlberg.
Each one applies... I'll be back when I give a fraction of a fuck. (?)
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